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Tue September 07, 2010

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Sen. Rick Santorum's political ambitions are being hindered by a cash problem. I'm sorry, I meant a cache problem. As in, Google cache (motherjones.com)	(12)
		Protests planned for 9/11 at ground zero over the "ground zero mosque" which many find inappropriate have themselves been deemed inappropriate. Those responsible have been sacked, plan to protest (msnbc.msn.com)	(51)
		American voters just want to fark around with their politicians, they don't want to marry them (npr.org)	(14)
		If you have an Obama sticker on your car, perhaps you should be ready for some unsolicited political discussions while driving (dailykos.com)	(249)
		Who do 32% of Democrats blame for the current financial crisis? A.) Freddy Mae and Fannie Mac, B.) George W. Bush, or C.) The Jews? (weeklystandard.com)	(175)
		When George Soros said "If I wasn't doing it, somebody else would be taking it away anyhow," he was refering to: A.) Currency speculation, B.) Shorting Countrywide stock, or C.) Helping confiscate property from Jews for the Nazis? (pajamasmedia.com)	(363)
		President Obama's stimulus plan did create 3 million jobs ...In China (americanthinker.com)	(89)
		Georgia man has a sales pitch for tea partiers: Join my "patriotic" pyramid scheme (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(66)
		President Bush continues to follow Republican economic policy by linking tax cuts with new job growth. Wait, President who? (miamiherald.com)	(209)
		Cops: So...we have these pictures of you stealing your opponent's campaign signs. Candidate: Actually, what you're looking at, is me helping the community grow by focusing on the needs of the citizens. Cops: Nice (myfoxdc.com)	(85)
(Some Guy)		The Muslim world needs a real leader. Behold "Mullah Barack Hussain Obama." No, really (thefoxnation.com)	(137)
		Hot redhead on top down under, again (smh.com.au)	(93)
		Poll: GOP can handle budget slightly better than Democrats. Other Poll: American public can cope with stupidity slightly better than memory loss (cnn.com)	(95)
		General Petraeus says burning the Quran could betray us (cnn.com)	(565)
		Number of Democratic House members who voted for ObamaCare: 219. Number of Democratic House members who have run ads bragging about voting for ObamaCare: 0 (dyn.politico.com)	(413)

Mon September 06, 2010

	In a first of its kind study, scientists discover what causes Derp (physorg.com)	(150)
	The family of late Sen. Byrd calls ad for GOP candidate for his senate seat "tasteless" and "insensitive". Yes, this would be the family of FORMER KLAN RECRUITER Sen. Robert Byrd calling someone tasteless and insensitive (news.yahoo.com)	(298)
	Obama calls for $50 billion in more orange cones, high school dropouts directing traffic, and frustration for American drivers (foxnews.com)	(163)
	Corporations have a sit-down with unions to figure out how they can fark the taxpayer out of $3 trillion without winding up like Jimmy Hoffa (thehill.com)	(46)
	Krugman draws parallels between Obama and a certain 1930's leader (nytimes.com)	(133)
(Some Guy)	Tony Blair threatens to cancel his book tour in spite of hundreds of people egging him on (billingsgazette.com)	(34)
	Mike Gravel releases video showing that if he were President, he'd punch CEOs, end the funding for the military's mind control project, and out closeted anti-gay Republicans, all while carrying a baseball bat. Your move, Obama (youtube.com)	(116)
(Some Guy)	Just like with the Wall Street bankers, Obama decides to favor a handful of Americans over everyone else (theadvertiser.com)	(325)
(Baytown Sun)	Ticket camera company sues to block referendum on ticket cameras, saying that letting voters decide is a violation of those voters' rights (baytownsun.com)	(199)
	Israeli foreign minister says that since they've met with the Palestinians they'll go back to taking over the rest of the West Bank now (cbsnews.com)	(45)
	Obama to offer $100 billion tax credit to businesses for doing what businesses should do anyway (washingtonpost.com)	(315)
	Harrisburg, PA teeters on the edge of bankruptcy after spending millions on a Gatling gun and a Wells Fargo stagecoach (philly.com)	(33)
	Politician can't explain why he didn't know his 14-years-younger blond Brazilian wife was a hooker... especially since that's probably how they met in the first place. Awkward (dailymail.co.uk)	(45)
	Reality is finally dawning in the White House. So is panic (cbsnews.com)	(458)
	Egyption government uses pictures of ElBaradei's daughter in swimsuits to outrage conservatives, studman69 (telegraph.co.uk)	(47)
	Fareed Zakaria thinks the fact that we haven't had another 9/11 is proof we overreacted in our terrorism-prevention efforts (newsweek.com)	(185)

Sun September 05, 2010

	President Obama hits record low in poll. 47% strongly disapprove (rasmussenreports.com)	(234)
(the Grio)	Congresswoman Eddie Bernice Johnson(D-ubious) responds to her scholarship committee awarding her grandsons with the ol' "Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?" defense (thegrio.com)	(72)
	Next up on Obama administration's communist agenda? Cutting Social Security (salon.com)	(157)
	How big is the coming Democratic slaughter in November? RAND PAUL is not only up 15 points in Kentucky, he's polling 37% of the African-American vote. RAND PAUL (hotair.com)	(248)
	Despite the corporate media-driven narrative that the GOP has been pushing, more Americans blame the GOP rather than Democrats for our economic problems (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(123)
(Examiner)	The Obama Administration needs a new Chairman for the White House Council of Economic Advisers. Is the primary qualification they're looking for in a candidate: A) public sector experience, B) private sector experience, or C) a vagina? (washingtonexaminer.com)	(54)
	Ex-UK military chief says Blair underfunded army. Goes on to say Natalie's strategy was flawed, Tootie underutilized the Navy, and Ms. Garrett was a mole (sfgate.com)	(14)
	The Summer of Recovery Ends: Epic Fail Fall Begins (americanthinker.com)	(220)
(Some Guy)	Slow News Day: City councilman plays 'Mafia Wars' on Facebook. Lamest media outrage ever (mercedsunstar.com)	(36)
	This year's anniversary of 9/11 may have Muslims wracked with fear due to recent NYC mosque debate and apparent misinformation about the Muslim religion boiling over into mainstream America (msnbc.msn.com)	(314)
	Like being 7 games up with 17 to play, President Obama shouldn't have to worry about winning the Democratic primary in 2012 (nydailynews.com)	(50)
	Basque separatists announce a cease-fire, premiere their new fall line of berets (news.yahoo.com)	(44)
	RIP Paul Conrad - Pulitzer Prize-winning political cartoonist - the ink-filled thorn in Nixon and Reagan's sides (nytimes.com)	(52)
(Some Guy)	Michaele Salahi, the White House Gate Crasher and "Real Housewife" to pose for Playboy. That clock must be at about 14:55 (newser.com)	(130)
(Some Guy)	Collin Powell says the Iraq war could have been prevented, they believed Iraq had WMD's. If only someone had thought to send in Hans Blix and UN inspectors, we wouldn't have been in that mess (mdn.mainichi.jp)	(317)
(Some Guy)	Tea Party candidate anti-masturbation. With "You'd run against her" pic (newser.com)	(180)

Sat September 04, 2010

(Some Guy)	Maricopa County decides that Sherriff Joe's Dept of Corrections will not be prosecuted for intentionally spit-roasting a woman in a cage in the Arizona heat last year. I wonder what they baste their decision on? (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com)	(536)
	Mexicans outraged that cartoonist used their flag as a symbol in a political cartoon. You know who ELSE didn't want their symbols used in cartoons? (cnn.com)	(131)
	Did you hear about Obama remodeling the Oval Office? Well, as it turns out, he can't do that right either (washingtonpost.com)	(207)
(Some Guy)	Sharon Angle is against anyone other than her husband being dependent on the federal government (alan.com)	(75)
(Some Guy)	The oil industry gets $3.6 billion a year in US taxpayer subsidies. Who knew? (billingsgazette.com)	(62)
	Obama says his economic policies halted "bleeding," all but assuring adviser Tim Geithner will win the Nobel Tampon for economics (news.yahoo.com)	(194)
	Apparently when you vote based on what who you believe should run the country it's a 'temper tantrum,' not 'democracy.' Thanks for clearing that up, Eugene Robinson (hotair.com)	(144)
	Lindsey Graham (R-INO) reaches out to Tea Party, gets bloody stump back (thehill.com)	(75)
	"Top o' the mornin' to ya, Mr. Tony Blair, ya daft gobshiate." (w/ Eggcellent video footage.) (aolnews.com)	(29)
(Some Guy)	How Barack Obama is like George Costanza (theatlanticwire.com)	(88)
(Poughkeepsie Journal)	If you're the state comptroller campaigning against pension-padding, you might want to see to it that all those helpful how-to-screw-the-taxpayer tips aren't posted right there on your department's website (poughkeepsiejournal.com)	(37)
	Britain's most recognizable Liberal dies at 82; with pic that definitively answers the question "what's British for 'Charlie Rangel'?" (telegraph.co.uk)	(15)
	Never seen the hero tag for a Muslim group before? You have now (foxnews.com)	(150)
	Jesse Jackson shows up at rally for green jobs in an Escalade, is dismayed to discover that auto theft is carbon neutral (jalopnik.com)	(184)
	Majority of the British public think £12million is a bit high to tip the bouncer to let you in to heaven (dailymail.co.uk)	(20)
	Colorado Republican Senate candidate recants support for Colorado Republican Gubernatorial candidate. Awkward (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(36)
(gazette.com)	"The more atheists push their beliefs - through terror or preaching - the more they appear as another evangelical movement with faith in a philosophy that can never be proved or disproved" (gazette.com)	(566)
(Some Guy)	Hamas: We want talks. We want talks. We want talks. We want talks. Israel: OK, let's have talks. Hamas: Just kidding, GTFO Israel (english.aljazeera.net)	(188)

Fri September 03, 2010

(Some Guy)	Conservative Totalitarian Fun Club re-ranks US News and World Report college rankings by how conservative each college is. Coming soon- which motor oil is the right one for conservatives, and the top ten brands of conservative anal lube (californiawatch.org)	(179)
	Independent seller at a gun show sells handgun to a man with a valid drivers license. Buyer turns out to be an illegal immigrant, and he gave the gun to another illegal immigrant. Guess who went to jail? (590klbj.com)	(95)
	Bush: Miss me yet? 71% of Americans: fark no (thinkprogress.org)	(125)
	Democratic communications director launches s-bomb e-mail to entire state's media. Frantic pressing of magic "unsend" key coupled with repetition of said word are to no avail (blog.al.com)	(21)
	Obama reflects on jobs 'We're moving in the right direction." Forgets to mention the net job loss of 54K in August (blogs.abcnews.com)	(133)
	After crashing and burning Wednesday in her debate, Az. Gov. Brewer says she's done with debates...and she only did it for the public funds, anyway (talkingpointsmemo.com)	(76)
	European says United States becoming too European (hotair.com)	(37)
	Hey, you know how we have to repeal the 14th Amendment to protect us from the scourge of "anchor babies"? Yeah, actual experts on immigration say that they don't actually exist (news.yahoo.com)	(220)
	Haley Barbour: The Southerners who switched to the Republican party are not the same ones who fought against integration. Reality: "This is utter nonsense" (salon.com)	(104)
	Federal health care dollars are just like an addictive drug and your state legislature is full of potential addicts. No, really (msnbc.msn.com)	(33)
(Some Guy)	"God is basically Ayn Rand with a great big bushy beard" (firedoglake.com)	(126)
(Some Guy)	Tea Party Leader of Montana "Fruits are decorative hang them....ask Wyoming for the manual." Scary tag fills in for missing "Pure Evil" tag (gay.americablog.com)	(194)
	Glenn Beck: I always lie rather than tell the truth. It's easier that way. The truth is so clumsy (huffingtonpost.com)	(177)
	Muslim whose son died on 9/11: "Now I'm getting hate mail" (usatoday.com)	(253)
	President Obama expected to announce new stimulus plan next week, but the Obama administration really doesn't want you to call the new stimulus plan a stimulus plan, even though it clearly is without a doubt a stimulus plan. Got all that? (politics.blogs.foxnews.com)	(116)
	Obama finally realizes his policies are killing recovery, now considering tax cuts for people that actually need them (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(439)
	One crazy mosque-hating Republican in New York might steal the election from an even crazier mosque-hating Republican in New York (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(66)
	IN DE Senate race, the GOP unleashes a bilstering barrage of negative ads and attacks- not against the democrat, but in an effort to prevent the TEA Party-backed candidate from winning their primary (news.yahoo.com)	(98)
	Seven questions for the pastor who wants to burn copies of the Koran on 9/11. Strangely absent: "Are you farking stupid?" (foxnews.com)	(336)
	When boobies & politics collide: Hugh Hefner vs. NRCC (famousdc.com)	(11)
	Tea Party now planning "hostile takeover" of the Republican party. Oh well, just another day at the office (washingtontimes.com)	(197)
	Obama's Chief of Staff: "F*ck the UAW" Are you sure this is "the most librul president evar?" (salon.com)	(520)
	With the defeat of Lisa Murkowski in the GOP primary, voters in Alaska, a state far more dependent on federal aid than any other, have effectively zeroed out any remaining seniority the state had in the Senate (news.yahoo.com)	(160)
	Mexico's crackdown on organized crime is working, Calderon says, speaking from an undisclosed location (latimes.com)	(31)
	BP tells Congress that if it doesn't get new offshore permits, it may not be able to cover restoration costs from spill (nytimes.com)	(156)
	Newt Gingrich says Obama should declare Ground Zero a "national battlefield" in order to stop the Ground Zero mosque. And he was supposed to be the sane one (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(320)
	Author of that scathing Vanity Fair Sarah Palin article: "The worst stuff isn't even in there" (huffingtonpost.com)	(172)
(Some Overpaid Guy)	Congress is quietly killing a bill that would cut their pay. After all, it's only socialism if tax dollars are spent on poor people (moneywatch.bnet.com)	(68)
	That Vanity Fair article slagging Palin, without a single on the record source? Here come the fact checks and surprise, VF made stuff up (politico.com)	(256)

Thu September 02, 2010

	Sen. Harry Reid (D-elusional) not only defended his "Iraq war is lost" comment, claims he was "successful in forcing President Bush to finally abandon his failed approach" (nationalreview.com)	(141)
	The secret weapon of the Republican candidate for governor of Massachusetts? Spaulding Smails (boston.com)	(37)
	Abstinence-only sex ed: Avoid pregnancy by not having intercourse. Fundie sex-ed: Avoid pregnancy by not having sex, and that includes saddlebacking. Tea Party sex ed: Don't forget fapping. Safe sex means no fapping either (huffingtonpost.com)	(169)
(Some Guy)	Stephen Hawking is the devil because of his malicious distortion of the Divine Truth. With a picture of what Stephen Hawking as the devil may look like (colombiareports.com)	(396)
	Ben Bernanke, who told Congress in 2007 that the subprime mortgage crisis was "likely to be contained," says he failed to spot flaws in the US financial system. Really? (nytimes.com)	(57)
(Some Guy)	Remember way back to last week when all of the concerned journalists were wondering why President Obama was Mr. Unpopular? Yeah, about that (polising.com)	(87)
(Some Guy)	How farked are Democrats this year? Rick Lazio is up by 12 points for New York governor (quinnipiac.edu)	(94)
	"A onetime gubernatorial aide to Palin says, 'The people who have worked for her-they're broken, used, stepped on, down in the dust.' " ... and it goes downhill from there (vanityfair.com)	(266)
	For those of you who don't remember, this is what will happen if the government gets shut down like it did almost 2 decades ago (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(382)
	Arizona governor gives awful, terrible, really bad opening statement at debate (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(232)
	The Tea Party movement is like that of a starfish: it has no centralized brain, and therefore cannot be killed by decapitation. Explains a lot, doesn't it? (npr.org)	(158)
(Some Guy)	Palin's visit to Iowa sparks questions about potential of her quitting the Presidency (wisepolitics.com)	(73)
	Glenn Beck: "We have been setting up re-education camps. We call them universities" (mediamatters.org)	(338)
(Some Guy)	Step 1: Spend millions on your campaign for Senate. Step 2: Lose because you're just some rich guy trying to buy your way into office. Step 3: Sue (939mia.com)	(55)
(Some Guy)	The stimulus myth: Now with real data and stuff (heritage.org)	(299)
	Israel is willing to make a sweeping concession - dividing control of Jerusalem - as part of a historic final peace pact with Palestinians and drop its demand that Jerusalem would "remain the undivided capital of Israel" (nypost.com)	(203)
	Three candidates for governor of Massachusetts say they would obey tax cut referendum. The fourth is a Democrat (boston.com)	(168)
	It took the GOP 12 years to blow their credibility with voters. Democrats managed it in less than a third of that (hotair.com)	(536)
	Outgoing White House economic adviser Christina Romer touts the success of the stimulus package and calls for Washington to spend more. That is some fine economics (foxnews.com)	(77)
(Herald Sun)	Christian politician says there was porn on his computer because of the Australian Sex Party. In related news, Australia has the best political party names (heraldsun.com.au)	(23)

Wed September 01, 2010

	Tom Tancredo says the secret Muslims in the west wing want to ban Christmas ornaments in the White House. Tin foil hat a little too tight, there, bud? (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(215)
	British Foreign Secretary did not have gay affair. With picture of what two men not having a gay affair may look like (bbc.co.uk)	(26)
(Some Caribou)	Continuing a proud Alaskan tradition, Lisa Murkowski quits halfway through the vote count (newsminer.com)	(56)
	AP fact check's Obama's Iraq speech. The only way it could have been worse is if he'd said they'd found the WMD (msnbc.msn.com)	(271)
	Delusional Tough Guy Of The Day, Ed Schultz: I Could "Easily" Throw A Rally As Big As Glenn Beck's (mediaite.com)	(128)
	Reviews on the new Glenn Beck website are split into three different groups. Thos who think it's a right wing Huffington Post, those who compare it to the New York Post, and those disappointed because they thought it was a gay dating site (csmonitor.com)	(50)
	President Barack Obama, the neoconservative (nypost.com)	(103)
	Guess who got a whole lot richer while the rest of us were struggling just to keep our jobs last year... lawmakers (thehill.com)	(67)
	Scientist who was a hero of anti-global warming forces for his book "the Skeptical Environmentalist", but they won't like his follow-up tract: "Holy Shiat It's Real and if We Don't Do Something We're Farked" (news.yahoo.com)	(412)
(Some latino)	Arizona: SB1070 author and renowned anti-immigrant legislator may lose job to immigrant in upcoming election (laht.com)	(98)
	MSNBC's new pundit has more backbone than a brontosaurus, crushes Bob McEwan in Social Security debate (youtube.com)	(350)
	"You are going to get beaten with a club" Well, you can't say you weren't warned (csmonitor.com)	(55)
	Anti-Health Care Reform bankrollers of the Tea Parties apply for (wait for it) Federal funds from (wait for it) new government entitlement program created under (wait for it) Health Care Reform (wonkroom.thinkprogress.org)	(74)
(Some Guy)	Keith Olbermann makes desperate attempt to get Glenn Beck's news website on the front page of fark (theblaze.com)	(454)
	Sarah Palin is the very epitome of Darwinian Capitalism; Spend until there is nothing left, exhaust every resource and be saved by Jesus. She's a shoo-in for 2012 (vanityfair.com)	(160)
	Kathy Ireland is really mad about being hot. Or about being an odd-shaped Republican that has been shoved in a box. Or something (aolnews.com)	(92)
	California Senate defeats bill to ban old plastic bags. Joan Rivers relieved (cnn.com)	(89)
	Obama: "We can either bring down the deficit or stimulate the economy; which is it?" Republicans: "No" (washingtonpost.com)	(444)
	After hearing Obama's speech on the Iraq war, it is interesting to flashback and look at some of the 'interesting' quotes Obama made about the war (foxnews.com)	(467)

Tue August 31, 2010

	Gov. Tim Pawlenty (R-MN): All executive state agencies are hereby ordered to take no money funded through ObamaCare. (Except that abstinence-only funding I'm asking for) (startribune.com)	(101)
	Palin set to visit Iowa for GOP fundraiser, fueling speculation of a 2012 presidential run. Oh goody (csmonitor.com)	(188)
(Daily Caller)	Liberal journalists trick Teabaggers into showing their paranoid wingnuttery by telling people the name of their college. Tag is for Teabaggers who thought the journalists were talking about their blog (dailycaller.com)	(273)
	President Obama called up W for help on his speech tonight. That's the joke (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(94)
	Obama should give credit to Bush for winning the Iraq war (politico.com)	(379)
	Carl Paladino, Republican candidate for NY gov., says Obama can't be a Christian, because Obama "worships himself" (nypost.com)	(81)
(Some Guy)	Minnesota State Fair to Michele Bachmann: "Your use of the Fair's logo is not Fair Use. Stop it, now" (kstp.com)	(32)
	The next terrorist to wish harm upon our country? John Cusack. Wait...what's he gonna do? Blast some crappy pop music outside Fox HQ from a boombox? (foxnews.com)	(87)
	Health care reform advocacy group decides not advocating health care reform is their best strategy (politico.com)	(16)
	Showing that corruption knows no political boundries, TX Democrat agrees to repay scholorships she awarded to family members (cnn.com)	(31)
(Some Guy)	Don't know what to do while anxiously awaiting the final Alaska primary results? Here, let's talk about Joe Miller's beard, and whether it makes him look more like Hitler, Stalin, Saddam, or Genghis Khan (washingtonindependent.com)	(56)
	Bring out the Louie Katoorz and a Barcalounger. With the world in chaos, the White House has just the thing: redecorate. Nice rug, there, Mr. President (washingtontimes.com)	(106)
	The following states claim recent healthcare reform is unconstitutional: Arizona, Idaho, Indiana, Louisiana, Michigan, Nebraska and Nevada. The following states are also claiming its subsidies: see prior list (huffingtonpost.com)	(125)
	Meghan McCain: "Sarah Palin. She was turning out to be somebody who leaves a wake of confusion and chaos -- to the point of dizziness -- wherever she went." And that's the nice stuff she said (abcnews.go.com)	(176)
	Sarah Palin complains that President Obama wasn't given tough enough questions in his interview with Brian Williams. In what respect, Sarah? (newshounds.us)	(394)
	Glenn Beck launches own news site TheBlaze.com. Soon to be followed by TheNutjob.com and TheForget1990.com (voices.washingtonpost.com)	(181)
	"If the Obama administration wanted someone with little credibility to lose, who will say anything without a hint of shame or compunction, whose mouth habitually outruns the facts and common sense, it found its man" (nypost.com)	(116)
	"Glenn Beck's rally was large, vague, moist, and undirected - the Waterworld of white self-pity" (slate.com)	(590)
	CBO publishes report that shows President Obama's stimulus bill will in fact cost the United States more money than the entire eight years fighting in Iraq. Of course, those are just facts and everyone knows facts have a liberal bias (foxnews.com)	(413)
(Some Guy)	After falling asleep during Die Hard 3, RON PAUL demands to see if NY Federal Reserve has been looted of its gold by snooty euroterrorists (clevelandleader.com)	(161)
	"The polling is pretty unequivocal on the relationship between the Democrats' fortunes and the health care bill. That's when the party started losing the voters it needs to retain control of the government" (realclearpolitics.com)	(92)
	Ethics watchdogs not sure whether to give Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson the customary wrist-slap, or just let her look around in Bill Jefferson's old fridge to see if anything good is still in there (thehill.com)	(13)
	What we are looking at with a GOP congress: "I'm almost giddy thinking about a government shutdown next year. I cannot wait" (crooksandliars.com)	(227)
	There's a vocal minority of people who think Obama's a Muslim. Apparently there's a vocal majority of people at Newsweek who don't think Obama's even the President (pajamasmedia.com)	(24)
	Media criticize teabaggers for lack of diversity. Well if that ain't the pot calling the kettle ... er ... white (newsbusters.org)	(236)
	Parents of fallen GIs want Obama to explain how their children did not die in vain. Checkmate, democrats (bostonherald.com)	(208)
	10 lessons to learn from past Mideast peace talks. 1) Stop calling them Peace talks (usatoday.com)	(53)
(Some Guy)	CNN's Rick Sanchez calls Obama "The cotton-picking president of the United States." Hilarity ensues (tvsquad.com)	(105)
	President Obama finally acknowledges the economy is struggling and too many people are out of work. It's a shame "hope" and "change" can't power the economy or we would be in another industrial revolution by now (msnbc.msn.com)	(93)
	Israeli PM comes to Washington for some damn reason or other, refuses to say which tea bags he prefers (jpost.com)	(22)
	Man promises to run for mayor if he gets 75,000 friends on Facebook, decides 96 is close enough (cbc.ca)	(16)
(Washington Examiner)	Race to the Flop: Education secretary Duncan urged staffers to attend Sharpton rally, although smearing poo on themselves and blaming The Man for it was strictly optional (washingtonexaminer.com)	(68)
	Meet the attendees of Glenn Beck's "Restoring America Rally" (youtube.com)	(377)
	Sebelius admits the citizenry needs a lot of "reeducation" on Obamacare, perhaps in a camp, with information helpfully provided in a little red book. It'll be a great leap forward, she says (blogs.abcnews.com)	(95)
(Examiner)	"Liberals don't hate America, they simply hate Americans" (washingtonexaminer.com)	(474)